Hyvät tissit

What would you do in this situation?

It’s a beautiful Sunday morning. You’re on your way to have breakfast — homemade pancakes in the garden with some friends and their little son.

From the metro, it’s a 15-minute bus ride to your friends’ home. You’re enjoying the journey, watching the scenery flick past. It really is a gorgeous day.

The bus stops and a man gets on. He is carrying a case of beer in one hand, and a pack of toilet paper in the other. He exchanges a few words with the driver, then sits across the aisle from you.

You’re looking out the window again when he says something to you. You turn to look at him — you didn’t quite catch what he said, but he’s smiling.

“Anteeks, mitä?” /Excuse me, what?/

He’s still smiling at you as he raises both hands in front of his chest, and makes a cupping motion. 

“Hyvät tissit,” he says. /Nice tits./

What would you do in this situation?